hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
sarcasm needs its own font
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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