What did we do last night that was yellow?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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