Christians are straight up FREAKS
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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