You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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