My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Randomize
