Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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