I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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