Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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