doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm too high and old for this...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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