1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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