Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Is it because I queefed?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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