Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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