All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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