You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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