and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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