Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Porn is love you can see.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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