I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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