So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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