Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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