I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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