that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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