can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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