we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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