Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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