Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Small penises have feelings too.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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