I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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