Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Randomize
