Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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