Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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