You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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