i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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