Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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