i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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