At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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