Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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