I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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