I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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