what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
