Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
