You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I am one with the molecules
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
