I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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