whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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