why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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