When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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