only if we run a train.
done.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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