So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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