Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
there was a trapeze. enough said
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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