I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Verdict: uncircumcised.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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