Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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