quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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